The Counselling Unit Call....Social Media.

Welcome to the counselling unit call social media where we do counselling mainly on relationship and marriage. Please note that this unit is feminine focus though with less attention on men that we perceived responsible. At this unit you are expected to only tell us your problem please take into cognizance that we aren't interested in knowing the cause of this problem so we are only interested in providing you solutions.
In stating your problem try not to be emotional because often time we end up insulting the emotional people for not being strong! Invariably we may end up not giving you any advice at all. In case you are a wordy person you will have problem with us because we don't like entertaining counselee whose problem is in form of a Paul's Epistle in fact you will not get our attention.
To get our attention please put a bit of fable in your problem not those once that we are use to in nollywood we do like those ones that is from Korean love movie or Hollywood. Please note that to attend to your problem when you update it as status you will either need a semi nude picture or a rhetoric  picture with a caption that will read "Like or type Amen".
When our attention is now yours please in the course of our advice do not comment leave us to begin an argument on your problem. Don't thank nor like any comment mute your update while we continue. If you are lucky you may have sages attend to you with good counsels but they will leave you unceremoniously too. You may be fortunate to also have fools playing sages counselling you then learn to stomach the non sense too. I will not forget the passerby counselors they will like your problems, some may be nice enough  to comment "just passing"
After, we are all through we will eventually leave the ball in your court with the notion that you have your life to live. Haven't we done you a favor. I guess we have.
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