Well, This article is for decent gentlemen who want to date. I’m here to help you out, make it easy a little for you. I’m not promising you anything superb at the end but to save you from getting red wine all over your outfit or having a nagging frowning lady opposite you, these are the first date mistakes you should never make;
1. Do not bring your friend without her consent:- You Don’t know how rude it looks when she walks up to you and she realizes you have a chief of staff. Worse of all she didn't know…Sigh** well it’s wrong if common sense doesn’t tell you it is.
2. Don’t waste her time:- Don’t keep her waiting! If it isn’t okay for you give a time that is.‘How about we make it by 4pm not that you will say okay and then waste her time because of one EPL match that must be watched.
3. Don’t go all dirty and talk vulgar:- I mean dude im eating. But seriously no dirty talk if she didn't initiate it. Don’t start asking questions about her favorite position or asking her to demonstrate how she gives a head…Bro, really it is to be a date not a sex education class.
4. Don’t hold a pity party and talk about all your exes:- She really don’t want to date an attachment Barbie who cries at love films. Besides she really Don’t care about your ex!
5. It is not okay to chill at your place after:- Chilling for where....take her home don’t ask biko!
6. Your football club is playing and you decide to have the date:- Then you can't keep your phone away and you are glue to goals.com or your eyes is on the tv screen.You’re even talking about the match and the whole date is about the silly football. My point? Don’t have it when your club is playing you can't have to ball in your call at the same time.
7. Don’t order for her or try to be impulsive:- Don’t try to make her have more drinks or more food. Let her be comfortable.
8. Don’t talk about your marriage plans,how many kids you want to have:- I mean it’s nice to know you think of getting there but no. Don’t talk about it today. Not the first time you are going out it might ruin your chances.
9. If she says I Don’t want to talk about it, Don’t push:- Don’t go all come on, Don’t make it a big deal, didn’t I just tell you about my own, Don’t try to play therapist it is suppose to be a date not a counselling session. She doesn’t want to talk about it.
10. Do you have a car, are you using the commercial means of transportation, are you letting cab? (Don’t Fake it):- let her know how your movement is going to be. You might just decide it’s convenient for you to meet there instead. Don't go and borrow car to impress bro...
11. Don't talk too much. Talk, make jokes but not dry jokes and please Don’t be a chatterbox:- You’d probably lie because you are talking too much or make yourself look like a complete . Don’t chatter away.
12. Go for what’s convenient for you. If you are not used to a fork and knife, finger foods are also available:- Don’t make a mess of yourself, please.
13. Reduce the volume of your phone, keep it in your pocket and concentrate on her:- It goes a long way. She might be scoring you attention.
14. Do not try checking other girls out:- You may not know but its rude to have a beautiful lady directly opposite you and still have that effrontery to look onwards when a girl passes or worst of all turn your head. Really…..seriously…..it might lead to your disqualification after the date.
15. Compliment her, tell her what a nice time you had:- If you have her smiling. I think you were pretty impressive then you have possibly won a jackpot.
Happy weekend....
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